Monday, July 18, 2005

Area Deadbeat Gets Evicted, Uses Camera Phone to Demand Return of Bedroom Set

Late this afternoon, an unnamed local deadbeat returned to her former residence for the first time in more than a week and was incensed to find the locks changed and an eviction notice posted on the front door. She then used her cellular phone to call building management to demand access to the apartment in order to retrieve her furniture, much of which had already been removed from the premesis.

"I've got an entire fucking bedroom set in there! This is illegal!" she was heard to shreik. The young deadbeat sped off in a late-model Toyota Echo shortly after the brief call.

Earlier in the day, neighbours witnessed maintenence staff removing several truckloads of items from the newly vacant apartment, including a couch, two mattresses, two desktop computers, and a trash bag full of UGG boots and American Eagle flip-flops. In every colour of the rainbow.

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