The Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth

75% of Portland-area Klingons are voting for John Kerry in the upcoming American Presidential election. However, the remaining 25% aren't Bush-supporters -- they're voting Satan (but that's really just splitting hairs if you ask me). These statistics were gathered as the result of an informal poll of eight Klingons awaiting the DVD release of the documentary Trekkies 2 at a PDX Tower Records location... and given what we've recently learned about the methodologies of various polling companies, this seems just as plausible as any stats you hear on CNN.

In conclusion, Hegh Daq Bush!